Dr. Leihoff

Hey there Doc,

Please excuse the cavalier attitude regarding my email, but this is a heavy subject dude, and seriously I don't wanna mess it up. Wow. You know how to put a bummer on any occasion. I mean....damn dude. Me and the woman been together 3 years. Now you wanna operate on me just in case of somethign that happens once a month? I mean that's 1 in 28 odds on my part. That isn't horrible. Not to mention what does it do for me? I mean I'm already married to her. It don't matter whether I'm the daddy of any new kids coming around, or not. So long as I'm legal husband, I'm legal tender. So, what good does the operation do me? By the time she's pregnant, it will be too late. And we only have sex every 3rd week, (skipping sex if she's ovarilly active as I believe you in the medical proffesion call it.) So it's not like I will be getting her pregnent soon. Heck the way her cycle has been lately I haven't had sex sine may. Anyway. I do appreciate your efforts and concerns, but as you can see there is no reason whatsoever for me to help with your birth control initiative. Basically I can't cut back on dangerous sex anymore. (hell to be honest I can't cut back on sex anymore.) So good luck with your initiative, and if you ever have an initiative for illegitimate children, come back through. The neighborhood is ripe for that.

Thank you for your time.